You all say Paul is alive, well I got proof that he is dead! Real live proof! Caught you're attention, didn't I? Well, read on, read on. I'll prove to you that Paul is certainly dead. 1. On the cover of the Abbey Road album, Paul isn't wearing any shoes! Doesn't that tell you something? Hint hint, he is dead!
2. In the movie Help, Pauls color was white. White is the color or purity and a heavenly color. Most angels wear white. So there is proof that he is dead.
3. Also in Help, his coat was different from the others when they were out in the snow dancing and singing and stuff. Do you believe me yet?
4. In Help, when they were riding those old fashioned snow board things, Paul's seat was a different color from the others.
5. In Yellow Submarine, Paul had little white spots on his boots, there for he is dead.
6. Also, in Yellow Submarine, Paul was the only one without face hair, so that must mean he is dead.
7. In A Hard Days Night, Paul had a grandfather with him and the others didn't, therefore he is dead.
8. In A Hard Days Night, Paul say across from the other 3. Since he wasn't sitting with them, that must mean he is dead.
9. In Help, Paul was riding a horse and the others were in the carriage. That means Paul is dead because was seperated from the others.
10. After the Beatles, a band called Wings was created. Could it be that Paul #2 was dedicating a band to the dead Paul McCartney? |  |
It happened...such a sad day that was. Look closely, and you'll see they are crying for their lost mate. Poor fellas. |
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Interview with the 3 lads and Paul #2. Ringo: Yeah, Paul was a talented lad, just like John and George. I just can't believe it happened. I never thought that I'd be losing a friend. Now it seems we've lost a friend and a guitarist. George wont stop crying and John is getting suicidal. Me, well, I'm just feeling like a miserable old splintered drum stick. George: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! He was my best friend! WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I can't beleive this happened to Paulie! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! The band just isn't the same without Paulie! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! POOR PAULIE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! My Best friend Paulie! WAAAAAAH! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WAH! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! John: I still can't believe this has happened! It seems like a dream...one that I want to wake up from! Paul was a close friend of mine and now we have a Paul number two. He is good but it just isn't the same. I wish we could have our Paul back! I don't know if I can write songs with this fellow. I'm just so depressed...I feel like running some nails into my head or smashing records over my head. I'm lost...I feel a song coming on..... Paul #2: I am honored to take Paul's place, but I don't feel right doing it. There is only one Paul but he is gone. I will do my best to fill in for him but I can't promise you much. I think my first song will be dedicated to the real Paul McCartney. What else is there to say? 
The Lads and Paul #2 on their way to see Paul into his grave. Aww...look had sad they are. Poor fellas. |
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